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178 Movie Reviews

Actually quite lovable.

I love how the baby seals manage to retain their cuteness even while spewing forth vile profanities with voices that make them sound like throat cancer patients. I guess that's due to the fact that the seals don't look like they even realize what they are saying. By the way, the audio was hard to hear even with my volume turned all the way up. I also found the picture quality to be way too foggy, even though I'm pretty sure that was done for the sake of making it look like an old film. Other than that, the cartoon still kicked ass.

FlaminNinja responds:

Thanks man, watch it on "Funny Or Die" for a better quality.

The bug crawled into his foot...

...and then came out through the neck?! Ewww....... Oh, who am I kidding? That whole damn sequence was cool. I even enjoyed the part where the clown ate the bug and then spat it out through his stomach. The only thing that bothered me is that the clown's face seemed to lack emotion, but I guess it makes sense that a person with a shriveled up skeleton face would show very few facial expressions.

JohnDavidHeptinstall responds:

thanks, I wish I had the time to put more work into the clown's face to be honest

I love shit jokes...

...and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Recent Game Reviews

25 Game Reviews

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3. It's over. You've beaten it.
4. Add game to favorites.
5. Go watch "Dot Dot Dot" for the 1,000th time.

Jesus Christ!!!

This game is so fucking hard, that it makes me want to keep playing again and again until I get it right! I have to admit that the difficulty makes it pretty fun to play, although the learning curve is quite brutal. My fingers are still aching from the last time I played this. Maybe I'll go soak them in some ice water after I play just one more round of this game.

Not completely bad.

I have to admit that you are an incredibly talented animator. As usual, the overall presentation is astounding. I don't know how you do it, but the graphics in all of your submissions are very well polished, and that especially goes for this one. Now that I've got that out of the way, let's talk about the actual game play. I don't like the enemies. For one thing, they are kind of dull-looking. Most of them just look like little flying circles and ovals that have been painted grey. Not only that, I also hate how they have the ability to pass through solid objects. Never, in any game, have I ever enjoyed fighting enemies that have that annoying ability. It is especially annoying when they reemerge for only short periods of time and then pass through an object again so that you can't hit them. Another thing that I don't like is the way the camera moves. Although this sort of camera works well in the Smash Bros. games, that's only because the enemy movements aren't nearly as chaotic in those games as they are in this one. It's kind of hard to explain, but I'll try to do my best. Let's say that there is more than one enemy on the screen. If they are far away from one another, the camera will zoom out far enough so that you can see them both. However, if one of them moves completely off-screen, the camera will just zoom right back in real fast, and once the enemy moves back on-screen, the camera will zoom out again real fast. All of these strange enemy movements cause the camera to thrash about in a very nauseating manner, which makes it very hard to concentrate on hitting your opponent. Once all the enemies are finally dealt with, the camera will zoom in on you so close, that it becomes hard to see the next platform in front of you until you jump, which will fortunately make the camera zoom back a little. Even if all of these problems were dealt with, what you would still be left with is just an ordinary platforming-shooter game that looks pretty, but has no other unique qualities beyond that. Nevertheless, I still hope to see more stuff from you in the future.

Recent Audio Reviews

6 Audio Reviews

Very relaxing.

I actually like this a lot! I just wish that it was longer. But that's only because it's so awesome!

brainboy1 responds:

Thanks!

This is a great melody!

It's very soothing, but at the same time, it has a very epic and adventurous feel to it.

I love this!!

God help me. This is just so beautiful! I can't even begin to describe how absolutely wonderful this melody is!

Recent Art Reviews

3 Art Reviews

Eat...

...my shorts.

I think it's pretty good.

The stoner Mario idea is nothing new to me, but I like the way you drew it. I especially like the concave eyeballs that you gave the characters.

If I were to peel it,

would its guts spill out?

Shut up.

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whatever

at home

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